Brace yourself for a flurry of fun with this roundup of the best snow puns and snow jokes!
The best snow puns and snow jokes
Whether you’re snowed in or just in need of some frosty laughs, we’ve gathered a blizzard of snow jokes that are sure to make the laughter snowball. So, grab your hot cocoa, bundle up, and get ready to drift into a snowstorm of snow puns, one-liners, and frosty funnies. We’ve even included lots of snow captions to give your social media posts extra frosting!
Funny snow jokes
What did the snow say to the icy road? “I’ve got you covered.”
How do you keep snow from giving you cold feet? Don’t go around Brrr-footed.
What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter? “Long time, snow see.”
What’s the biggest problem with snow boots? They melt.
How did the snow globe feel after hearing a scary story? Shaken up.
What is a mountain’s favourite type of hat? Snow caps.
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo.
What’s the best school lesson in winter? Snow and tell.
Why was there a ticket on Santa’s sleigh? He was in a snow parking zone. (more Christmas jokes here)
What did Santa say when his elves hid the toys? This is snow laughing matter.
How do mountains stay warm in winter? They put on snowcaps.
What did the snow say to the mountain? “You’re hill-arious!”
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line.
Snowflake jokes
What did one snowflake say to the other? “You’re one of a kind.”
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
What’s a snowflake’s favourite game? Freeze tag.
What does a snowflake say to its friend? “Water you doing tonight?“
How does a snowflake apologise? It says, “I’m sorry for being flaky.”
Why did the winter month take so long to make a decision? Because it was snow-flaky. (more hilarious winter jokes here)
What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes.
Snowman jokes for kids
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.
What did the snowman say to the grumpy iceberg? “Why are you always so glacial?”
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake.
Why do people love Frosty the Snowman? Because he’s the coolest.
What do you call a snowman party? A snow ball.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
What did the snowman use to fix his house? Igloos.
What do you call a snowman with a temper? An icebreaker.
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites!
Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He had chills.
How do snowmen get information? They use the winter-net.
Why did the snowman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
What does a snowman take when he’s feeling sick? A chill pill.
What do snowmen win at the Olympics? Cold medals.
More funny jokes about snow men
Why don’t snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they’re so cool under pressure.
What do you call an old snowman that’s past its prime? Water.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile.
What happened to the snowman that was hit by a snowball? He was knocked out cold.
What’s a snowman’s favourite cereal? Frosties.
What’s a snowman’s second favourite cereal? Ice Crispies.
What’s a snowman’s third favourite cereal? Frosted Wheats.
What’s a snowman’s favourite drink? Iced tea.
What’s a snowman’s favourite buffet food? Cold cuts.
What’s a snowman’s favourite mexican food? Brrr-itos.
What’s a snowman’s favourite dessert? Ice cream.
What’s a snowman’s favourite makeup? Ice-shadow.
What’s a snowman’s favourite takeaway? Brrrrrr-ger King.
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers. (more ice jokes here)
What does a snowman’s put on a hot dog? Chilly sauce.
What kind of cake do snowmen like? Ones with lots of icing.
What’s a snowman’s favourite pet? A snowy owl. (more owl jokes here)
Why did the snowman keep his guitar in the snow? He loved cool music.
What do you call a snowman with a tan? A puddle.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
What happened when the vampire bit the snowman? He got frostbite.
What do snow parents call their kids? Chill-dren.
How does Frosty the Snowman get around the neighbourhood? On his ice-icle.
Why do baby snowmen sleep in the snow? They need powder naps.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman? You’re cool.
What happens in a snowman temper tantrum? A meltdown.
How do snowmen greet each other in the morning? “Have an ice day!”
What kind of money do snowmen use? Cold cash.
What do you call an intelligent snowman? Brrrrrr-illiant.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up with frostbite.
How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
Why did the snowmen get dressed up for the party? It was a snowball.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.
What does a snowman like to put on his icebergers? Chilly sauce.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the dough-man.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How do you make a snowman? Just roll with it!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face!”
What is a female snowman called? A snow-ma’am.
Why do snowmen always get invited to parties? Because they’re cool characters.
Why did the snowman call his friend on a sunny day? Because he was feeling a little meltdown.
Where do snowmen read the weather report? On the winternet.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
How do you make a snowman disappear? Give him a warm hug.
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer.
Snow riddles
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.
What can be a bed, a cap, and a bank at the same time? Snow.
I am a cold man without a soul. Warm me up, and I will die. What am I? A snowman.
What kind of crystals don’t break when they hit ground? Snowflakes (they are ice crystals).
I fly when I’m born, lie when I live, and run when I die. What am I? Snow.
Knock knock snow jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I’ve forgotten my name again!
Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Snow. Snow who? It’s snow cold outside!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow body!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use pretending you don’t know me!
Snow puns
It’s snow joke
Say it ain’t snow
Go with the snow
Not snow fast
Snow down
It’s a snow-brainer
Snow time like the present
I told you snow
Snow what?
I’ll snow myself out
It’s snow secret
Snow much fun
Snow matter what
You snow the drill
There’s no business like snow business
You’ve got the snow-how
Snow place like home
More funny puns about snow
Snow deep in thought
You’re snow good at this
Snow way out
It’s snow problem
You can’t flurry love
I’m in a flurry
Snow many memories, so little time
This is snow laughing matter
Best in snow
Snow doubt about it
You snow it to yourself
I’m snow sure about it
It came out of snow-where
That’s very snow-tivating
I’m snow-ver the moon
Get snow-ver it
Actions speak powder than words
With great powder comes great responsibility
I’m snow in love with you
You’re snow special to me
More snow puns to make you giggle
You’re snow-tally awesome
There’s snow one like you
You mean snow much to me
You’re snow sweet
Snowbody does it better
You’re snow much fun to be with
I’m flaking out
For goodness’ flake
Easier sled than done
Hanging on by a sled
Don’t bite my sled off
When all is sled and done
Sledding a fine line
All in a sleigh’s work
Be that as it sleigh
Clever snow captions for instagram and TikTok
If you need some social media captions on snow day, we’ve got you covered:
I sleigh all day
Sleigh, queen
Come out and sleigh
It’s snow time!
I’m snow happy
Snow way!
Feeling anti-snowcial
Up to snow good
Snow my goodness!
Don’t flurry, be happy
I’m snow excited
I’m snow angel
Powder to the people
Flake it ’til you make it
I’m flaky, and I know it
Freeze the day
Licence to chill
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Baby, it’s cold outside
Walking in a winter funderland
Snowman puns
Snow man’s an island
Snowman left behind
To boldly go where snowman has gone before
Time waits for snowman
One last snow pun
These snow puns really are snow laughing matter!
And there you have it—a snowstorm of laughs to keep you smiling through the long winter! Whether you’re braving the cold or cosying up inside, these snow jokes are the perfect way to add a little extra warmth to your day.
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