Are you looking for funny cat puns? This family-friendly roundup has 150 paw-some cat jokes and hilarious cat puns to put a smile on your face.
The best cat puns and cat jokes
We’ve included the best cat puns and funny jokes about cats, plus lots of brilliant kitten puns and cat birthday puns. There’s even a list of cat name puns if you need some inspiration when it comes to naming your kitty.
As well as being a great way to have a giggle, these funny cat puns are perfect inspiration for what to write in birthday cards for cat lovers. They also make a brilliant accompaniment to your own cat-themed social media posts. Make sure you bookmark this post to save time!
The best cat puns
Let’s get the feline appreciation started with our favourite cat puns.
I’m a cat purrson
Are you fur real?
Feline fine
Best furiends furever
Let’s make mew-sic
I’ve got felines for you
You’ve got purr-sonality
As good as mew
Hiss and make up
Can I purr-suade you?
A cat above the rest
Cat and dried
Cat me some slack
Got my work cat out for me
Cat it out
To cat a long story short
Heads or tails
Ask purr-mission
What a purr-formance
Can I purr-suade you?
Get some purr-spective
Feeling purr-ky
I’m a purr-fectionist
Nothing in purr-ticular
In hot purr-suit
That’s supurrb
Su-purr-natural
Very su-purr-stitious
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That’s claw-ful
You look fur-miliar
I’m very purr-plexed
Get your thinking cat on
My cat is hiss-terical
The right catitude
So fur, so good
You’re purrfect just the way you are
Go down in hiss-tory
Good fur nothing
Out fur the count
Worse fur wear
Spoiled fur choice
A sight fur sore eyes
A fur-midable opponent
A furry spirit
Cat got your tongue?
Look what the cat dragged in
When the cat’s away, the mice will play
I’m not feline well today
Gut feline
No hard felines
I’ve got mixed felines about this
Sinking feline
Cat-astrophe
Cat-aclysmic
Cat-egory
Kitten puns
Who can resist these cute kitten puns? (You’ll find more cute felines here)
Just kitten around
It’s kitten all over your face
You’ve got to be kitten me
Kitten in the stars
Stop kitten and get serious
What do you call a cat in love? A smitten kitten.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Stop kitten around and open the door!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Cat paw puns
These paw-themed cat puns might just make you paws for thought 😉
Paw-don me
It’s a pawsibility
You’re the cat’s paw-jamas
Try to stay pawsitive
That’s very unpawtunate
I’m in paw-session of a beautiful cat
Take a paws
Anything is paws-ible
That was quite a faux paw
Live long and paw-sper
You paw thing
Not in a paw-sition to comment
Great paw-sture
Purr-patrator
Very pawsh
Pawsterity
Pawtability
Appawled
Self pawtrait
Very impawtant
These cat puns are a-paw-ling
Cat’s meow puns
Celebrate those crazy cat voices with these meow puns.
Meow and furever
Live in the meow
You’re stressing meowt
Here and meow
Meow you doing?
Will you meowy me?
That’s a-meow-zing
Meow or never
Give me a meowment
Right meow
Help meowt
Cat birthday puns
Sending birthday greetings to fellow cat lovers? These cat birthday puns will put a smile on their face.
Wishing you a paw-some birthday!
Meow is the time to party!
Happy birthday to mew!
Have a paws-itively purrfect birthday!
Let’s get the pawty started!
Happy purrthday!
Wishing you a purr-fect day!
Have a meow-gical birthday!
Another birthday? You’ve got to be kitten me!
Good cat pun names
Looking for inspiration when it comes to clever cat names? Clever cat pun names are definitely worth considering for a feline friend. Here are a few of our absolute favourite punny cat names.
Cleocatra
Picatso
Isaac Mewton
Harry Pawter
William Shakespaw
Cindy Clawford
Notorious C.A.T.
Brad Kitt
Leonardo DiCatrio
Harrison Furred
Meowly Cyrus
Dolly Purrton
Catniss
Santa Claws
Jessicat
Clawdia
Jennifur
Catrick
Furnando
Hisston
Head this way for even more cat name inspiration.
Funny cat jokes
Still hungry for more cat humour? Check out these funny cat jokes for a good laugh.
What’s a cat’s favourite cereal? Mice crispies.
What’s the unluckiest cat to have? A catastrophe.
Why did the cat get into trouble? She was caught littering.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
Why are cats such bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What’s a cat’s favourite book? The Great Catsby.
What do you call a cat that likes water? A mew-maid. (head this way for more water-themed jokes)
Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
What’s the best medicine for a cat with an allergy? Anti-hisstamine.
What’s a cat’s favourite colour? Purrple.
Why are cats afraid of trees? Because of their bark.
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What did the cat say after making a joke? Just kitten.
What do cats drink when they celebrate? Purr-secco.
Why do cats like to lie on computers? To keep an eye on the mouse.
What’s a cat’s favourite kind of sports car? A furrari.
What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.
How do cats resolve an argument? They hiss and make up.
What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe.
What’s a cat’s favourite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Who do cats call to report a crime? Claw enforcement.
What type of theatre do cats like? Meowsicals.
What’s a cat’s favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Who brings cats their gifts at Christmas? Santa Claws.
What do cats eat when it’s hot? Mice cream.
What’s a cat’s favourite subject in school? Hiss-tory.
What’s a cat’s favourite TV show? Claw and Order.
What’s a cat’s favourite discount? Buy one get one furry.
What’s a cat’s favourite day of the week? Caturday.
What’s a cat’s favourite movie? The Sound of Mewsic.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sour puss.
Have we included your favourite cat jokes and witty cat puns?
We hope you’ve had a good time with this ultimate list of cat jokes and bunch of amazing cat puns and have found them a purrfect source of fun 🐈
More great jokes and puns
If you’d like to carry on the silliness, we’ve got you covered with even more family-friendly joke roundups.
Sticking with the animal theme for a good pun: bird puns, fish puns and bee puns.
On a nature theme: flower puns, garden puns, tree puns, plant puns, rock puns, sunflower puns, nature puns, ice puns, skull puns and gnome puns.
Foodie theme: fruit puns, bean puns, vegetable puns and potato puns.
For seasonal giggles: spring puns, Easter jokes, summer jokes, fall puns, Halloween jokes for kids, pumpkin puns and Christmas jokes for kids (this last one is perfect for DIY advent calendars and crackers). We’ve also got lots of art jokes for creative types.
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