Are you excited for autumn? This list of kid-friendly fall puns and fall jokes is perfect for helping the whole family celebrate the season.
The best fall puns and fall jokes
We’ve rounded up fifty brilliant autumn puns and silly autumn jokes to get you and the kids giggling. If you’re looking for jokes about fall to share with the family, read on!
Funny autumn puns to get you laughing
Let’s start off the silliness with some classic fall puns. As well as making you laugh, they all make great fall captions for social media.
It’s fall coming back to me now
You’re looking gourd-geous
The fall of the wild
We’re out here busting our crops
And they lived apple-y ever after
We’re in for the long fall together
Hello gourd-geous
What a wonder-fall world
A crop hat
Cob’s your uncle
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn
Fall jokes for kids that will definitely impress
These family-friendly autumn jokes will get everyone laughing.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? Because he had a great fall.
What is the cutest season? Aww-tumn.
Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match? He let his gourd down.
What is a scarecrow’s favourite fruit? Straw-berries.
Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October? They fall for anything.
Why are trees so carefree and easy going? Because every fall, they let loose.
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn? Disbe-leaf.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
Which pumpkin can swim the best? The coast gourd.
What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall.
Leaf jokes and leaf puns to blow them away
Ready some more fall jokes for kids? These leaf jokes will rustle up some laughter.
What is it called when a tree takes some time off? Paid leaf.
What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.
What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn? Disbe-leaf.
What did the autumn leaf say to the other autumn leaf? I’m falling for you.
What did the ground say when fall came? Well that’s a re-leaf.
What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police.
Leaf puns
Autumn leaves play a big role in fall jokes and fall puns for instagram. These leaf puns make perfect captions for your social media posts – and my nature hashtags copy and paste lists will help with those too.
That’s un-be-leaf-able
I be-leaf in you
Don’t leaf without me
It’s time to turn-ip over another leaf
I can’t be-leaf my eyes
Let’s breathe a sigh of re-leaf
Are you ready to leaf yet?
Let’s just fall it a day
More funny autumn jokes for kids
These fall jokes will definitely leaf a smile on your face 😉
What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold? A har-vest.
What did the lawn say to the rake? Leaf me alone!
How many books do you read at fall? I usually leaf through a couple of them.
What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall? Sep-timberrrrrr.
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn? The Spice Girls.
Which month is a Rock Star’s favourite? Rock-tober.
Jokes about autumn to make you feel cosy
What do you call a man in the pile of colourful leaves? Russell.
What is a tree’s least favourite month? Sep-timber.
How did the tree explain its bad behaviour? It said it was getting ready to turn over a new leaf.
What is a fires least favourite month? No-ember.
What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m fallin’ for you.
Why do birds fly south for the fall? Because it’s quicker than walking.
What are you studying in math class this autumn? Apple pi.
Share your favourite fall puns and fall jokes
Hopefully this list of awesome fall jokes and fall puns has put a smile on your face. If your favourite autumn jokes and autumn puns aren’t included make sure you share them in the comments 
More brilliant jokes for the whole family
If you’re raring to go with even more kid-friendly jokes, I’ve got you covered!
My Halloween jokes, pumpkin puns and tree puns are particularly great for autumn giggles. You might enjoy my roundup of Halloween quotes and autumn quotes too.
On a nature theme, you can take your pick from flower puns, plant puns, garden puns, bird puns and bee puns. Or if food is your thing, you can dig into potato puns, vegetable puns and fruit puns.
And finally, my book *A Year of Nature Craft and Play is also packed with fun activities and projects to keep kids busy all year round.
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