Get ready to gobble up some giggles with these Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
Thanksgiving is all about delicious food, family fun, and being thankful – so why not add a dash of laughter to the mix? We’ve gathered a feast of funny Thanksgiving jokes that are perfect for kids – and the adults are allowed to enjoy them too!
The best thanksgiving jokes for kids
Whether you’re waiting for the turkey to roast, or just want to share some Thanksgiving humour around the dinner table, these funny jokes will have everyone in stitches. So, pull up a chair, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and enjoy these Thanksgiving jokes with the family.
Funny thanksgiving jokes
What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
What comes at the beginning of a Thanksgiving parade? The letter “P”.
Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s stuffed.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “G”.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Drumsticks for everyone.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other has goblins! (head this way for more Halloween jokes)
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train.
How do Thanksgiving travellers stay entertained at the airport? By telling corny jokes.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing.
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
What do you call a turkey that’s been banned from the barnyard? An ex-poultry-ated turkey.
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? “Peck on someone your own size!”
What do you call Thanksgiving if you’re selfish? Thanks-taking.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a turkey the’s been drinking coffee? A perky.
What did one autumn leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you!” (more fall jokes here)
Did you hear about the spontaneous turkey? It decided to wing it.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
When is the best time to eat turkey? When someone else has cooked it and it’s on the dinner table.
Why is it hard to stop telling your favourite Thanksgiving jokes? You can’t just quit cold turkey.
More thanksgiving turkey jokes for kids
Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned good table manners.
Why was the turkey expelled from the football game? It committed a fowl.
What baseball position do turkeys play? First baste.
Why is the turkey always the drummer in a band? Because he has drumsticks.
What do turkey’s like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics.
How did you know a turkey likes his dinner? He gobbles it up.
Why do turkeys like rainy days? They just love fowl weather.
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist. (more ghost jokes here)
Why can’t you take a turkey near little kids? He has such fowl language.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? “All About That Baste”.
What do you call a turkey that has no manners? A poultry excuse for a dinner guest.
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
Why were the turkeys parading down the street? They were marching to the beat of their own drumsticks.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
What has feathers and webbed feet? A turkey wearing scuba gear.
Why did the policeman arrest the turkey? He suspected fowl play.
What do you call a turkey that’s been to the gym? Buff-et.
What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble wobble.
What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google.”
Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It was feeling stuffed up.
Why did the turkey leave the turkey farm? He was tired of the fowl language.
What is a turkey’s favourite dessert? Apple gobbler.
What do you call a turkey that’s been on a diet? A slim pickin’.
More kids thanksgiving jokes
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
What kind of vegetables would you like on Thanksgiving? Beets me!
What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? “Yes, I yam.”
Why don’t Thanksgiving side dishes tell jokes? They’re too corny.
Which vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving? Cellar-y.
What happens to cranberries when they get sad? They turn into blueberries.
What’s a pumpkin’s favourite game? Squash. (more pumpkin jokes here)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
Why did the cranberry sauce turn to the turkey for advice? Because it was in a jam.
How did the salt and pepper welcome their Thanksgiving guests? “Seasoning’s greetings!”
Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.
How do turkeys cross the ocean? On a gravy boat.
What do turkeys drink wine from? Gob-lets.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age.
What do vampires call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
Knock knock thanksgiving jokes
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving who? Thanks for giving us this feast!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner going to be ready?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I moustache you to carve the turkey.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body want pumpkin pie?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bigger pair of pants after that dinner!
Thanksgiving dad jokes
What kind of key can’t open doors? A turkey.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Statue of Liberty? Yes, the Statue of Liberty can’t jump.
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Give it pizza and ice cream.
Did you hear about the turkey prom? It was a butterball.
Did you hear about the sick turkey? It was feeling under the feather.
Why didn’t the chef season the turkey? There wasn’t enough thyme.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey? Just one, but sometimes they don’t fit.
What sound does a turkey make in space? Hubble Hubble.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on Thanksgiving? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from? Poul-trees.
What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? “Quack.”
Brilliant thanksgiving puns
A poultry excuse
Poultry in motion
I’m all about that baste
Belle of the butterball
Turkey trot like it’s hot
You hold the tur-keys to my heart
Life is gourd
Let the gourd times roll
Give ‘em pumpkin to talk about
Pumpkin’s gotta give
Pumpkin sure smells good
I only have pies for you
Old habits pie hard
The pie’s the limit
No more Mr. Nice Pie
Hap-pie Thanksgiving
Wham, yam, thank you ma’am
Silence of the yams
I yam legend
Corn to be wild
Baby, I was corn this way
A star is corn
Corn in the USA
That’s a-maize-ing
Eat, drink, and cranberry
Much ado about stuffing
It’s all or stuffing
I’ve got stuffing to lose
You ain’t seen stuffing yet
I’m on a dinner roll
Whatever floats your gravy boat
Beauty and the feast
Last but not feast
The gift that keeps on Thanks-giving
Fall you can eat
Fall you need is love
Fall’s well that ends well
That’s fall folks!
One last thanksgiving pun…
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
We hope these jokes about Thanksgiving have added a sprinkle of laughter to your festivities. Keep the giggles going as you enjoy the holiday with your loved ones – after all, laughter is something we can all be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving!
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