Ready to have a hoot? Whether you’re an owl enthusiast or just someone who loves a good laugh, you’re in for a treat with this bumper list of owl puns and owl jokes.
The best own puns and owl jokes
If you’re looking to brighten up your day or just love a good pun, this collection of owl jokes is sure to make you “owl” with laughter. Let’s dive into some owl-fully good jokes that will put a smile on your face!
Funny owl jokes
What type of books do owls like? Hoot-dunnits.
What do you call an owl who’s all mixed up? Low.
Why do owls get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks? Hoo-dini.
How do owls stay in shape? They do owl-ympic workouts.
What do owls sing when it rains? Too wet to woo.
What do you call an owl with a low voice? A gr-owl.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets? They’re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl who’s always telling jokes? A wise-crack owl.
What is a medieval owl called? A knight owl.
Why do owls shower so often? So they don’t smell fowl.
Why did the owl invite his friends over? For a real hootenanny.
What’s an owl’s dream occupation? Flight attendant.
What does an owl need after a bath? A t-owl.
What does an owl with attitude have? A sc-owl.
More silly jokes about owls
Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
What did the owl’s valentine say? “You’re so hootiful.”
How do owls say goodbye? “Owl be seeing you!”
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A bird that doesn’t give a hoot.
How does an owl greet its friends? With a hoot and a holler.
Why did the owl invite her friends over? She didn’t want to be all by herself.
What do you call an owl who’s a great singer? An owl-stronomical talent.
What do you call an owl with a sore throat? A vowel.
What did one owl say to the other on New Year’s Eve? “Hoo-ray for the new year!”
How does an owl answer the phone? With a “Hoo’s there?”
What do you call an owl dressed in armour? A knight owl.
What did the owl say to the judge? “I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.“
What do you call an owl that loves chocolate? A chocohootlic.
What do you call an owl who has been caught in the act? A spotted owl.
What do you get if you cross an owl with an oyster? Pearls of wisdom.
More funny owl jokes
What’s a bird’s favourite kind of maths? Owl-gebra.
What’s an owl’s favourite sport? Hoo-key.
What’s an owl’s favourite kind of sandwich? A hoot dog.
What’s an owl’s favorite picnic food? Owlives.
What’s an owl’s favourite snack? Mice cream.
What’s an owl’s favourite drink? Hoot beer.
What is an owl’s favourite Beatles song? Owl you need is love.
What was the owl’s favourite Whitney Houston song? Owl always love you.
What’s an owl’s favourite game show? Whoo Wants to Be a Millionaire.
What’s an owl’s favourite holiday? Owl-oween.(more Halloween jokes here)
What’s an owl’s favourite game? Beak-a-boo.
What’s an owl’s favourite movie genre? Whoo-dunnit mysteries.
What’s an owl’s favourite kind of fashion? Hoot Couture.
What’s an owl’s favourite exercise at the gym? Wing curls.
What’s an owl’s favourite season? Owl-tumn.(more autumn jokes here)
What’s an owl’s favourite type of car? A hoot-rod.
What’s an owl’s favourite fairground ride? An owler-coaster.
What’s an owl’s favourite kind of weather? A light drizz-owl.
What’s an owl’s favourite American football event? The superb-owl.
What’s an owl’s favourite musical genre? Owl-t country.
What’s an owl’s favourite board game? Chess, because it’s all about making wise moves.
Owl dad jokes
What do you call an owl who’s always on time? Punctu-owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday? It was a free for owl.
Why don’t owls study for exams? They prefer to wing it.
What do you call a smart bird of prey? A know it owl.
Did you hear about the owl party? It was a hoot.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort? It was for owl seasons.
What do you call an owl who’s a master of disguise? An owl-ter ego.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players? Their hits are always fowl.
Why do owl babies take after their dad? Like feather, like son.
What do you call an owl with a sort throat? A bird that doesn’t give a hoot. (more bird puns here)
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-too-why?
Owl knock knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Twit. Twit who? Help, an owl!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Mum, there’s an owl at the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!
The best owl puns
Owl night long
Owl by myself
Owl you need is love
Owl or nothing
Owl always love you
Owl be back
Owl never stop loving you
I’ve been waiting owl day
You’re owl-some
Owl be seeing you
That’s owl-mazing
I don’t give a hoot
You’re a real hoot
What a hoot
Life’s a hoot
Have a hoot-iful day
I’m owl-ways here
Stay owlert
Are you feeling owl-right?
Throw in the t-owl
Whoo-nderful
Whoo’s up for it?
Whoo’s there?
Hoot-larious
Owl-stentatious
Owl-stronomical
More funny owl puns
Very owl-egant
Look hoo’s talking
Hoo is this?
Hoo’s there?
Says hoo?
Such a know-it-owl
I’m talon you
So talon-ted
When owl is said and done
That’s owl very well
At owl costs
For owl I know
Owl over the place
Owl in a day’s work
Owl things must pass
Owl of a sudden
Owl the same
By owl means
I gave it my owl
Give it owl you’ve got
Going owl out
Wishing you owl the best
It’s owl gone
Owl hell breaks loose
Owl at once
Free for owl
A man for owl seasons
Against owl odds
If owl else fails
No owl-ternative
Irritable owl syndrome
Night owl
Still hungry for more cute owl puns?
Owl if you will
Owl give it my best shot
Owl not give up
Owl be there for you
Owl see you later
In owl honesty
In owl seriousness
In owl likelihood
Jack of owl trades
Owl right
Above owl
I’m owl ears
Owl things being equal
Owl hands on deck
Owl good things must come to an end
Owl in owl
Owl things considered
It’s owl in your head
You’re owl I need
Owl systems go
Owl the rage
Owl walks of life
Don’t be owl-armed
Hoot have thought it?
Owls well that ends well
That’s owl folks
One last owl pun…
I’ve just thought of a really funny owl joke… but I can’t use it until 2/8/20.
That wraps up our owl-some list of gags! We hope these jokes had you hooting with laughter and reminded you that even the wisest creatures know how to have fun. Thanks for taking the time to have a giggle with us!
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